Hi! The post is late this week because I put out a new book! 20 pages of pure story, all for yous. I’m bringing some prints of it to the Brooklyn Comics and Graphics fest right now! I won’t be tweeting from there because my phone is dumb.

On that note, this comic is just good advice. If you are ever handcuffed and must save your own life, please remember I wrote this and send me a thank you note, written with your other four valuable fingers.