What do I say?

by ali on November 2, 2011 at 2:13 pm

Alright! So my comics are posting again. Looks like I have a lot of traffic and that was the problem – thanks, guys, that is a great problem to have! So I will be moving to a bigger server thanks to Max, who is a great man!

I am not looking forward to the emails I may get regarding this comic.

Discussion (24) ¬

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megazver

November 2, 2011 at 3:15 pm | #

But what do I say in this situation with the genders flipped?!
- crashsuit
  
  November 3, 2011 at 12:13 pm | #
  
  “Your vagina feels *too* good.”
ali

November 2, 2011 at 3:23 pm | #

Well, you could go the hilarious route and mention her lady parts, but I think the equivalent in kindness would be, “You are too beautiful”
Mike

November 2, 2011 at 5:14 pm | #

Aw man! And all these times I thought they were being sincere, now I find out it’s just a line! Cheers!
- ali
  
  November 3, 2011 at 11:26 am | #
  
  Don’t feel disheartened, if you’re hearing it that often it could be true.
Odowla

November 2, 2011 at 10:50 pm | #

This comic upgraded your site from check-once-a-week to check-every-day-is-there-an-update-please-god-let-there-be-an-update-today.
- ali
  
  November 3, 2011 at 11:24 am | #
  
  I will try to be funny more often, just for you! BTW I saw the Shia Labeouf and Kid Cudi video you put up – it’s an homage to Man Bites Dog! Weird good stuff.
  - Mike
    
    November 3, 2011 at 1:09 pm | #
    
    I agree with Odowla, I visit pretty much every day, keep up the good work, cheers!
- ali
  
  November 3, 2011 at 3:32 pm | #
  
  Also, these comments made me very happy.
megazver

November 3, 2011 at 2:42 am | #

Ali, I am sorry, but your lady parts are too handsome.

AM I DOING THIS RIGHT?!
- ali
  
  November 3, 2011 at 11:15 am | #
  
  No: think of Burt Reynolds on a bear skin rug. There’s no such thing as too handsome. Now stop thinking about that.
  - Keith Mclean
    
    November 3, 2011 at 11:50 am | #
    
    I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT BURT REYNOLDS ON A BEAR SKIN RUG EVER
    - ali
      
      November 3, 2011 at 11:56 am | #
      
      Nor should you. I shouldn’t have tried to interfere.
    - crashsuit
      
      November 3, 2011 at 12:56 pm | #
      
      Have you tried thinking of… *TWO* Burt Reynolds on a bear skin rug?
  - megazver
    
    November 3, 2011 at 12:59 pm | #
    
    Gasp, gag, urk!
Daniel

November 6, 2011 at 8:12 am | #

Ali, I stumbled upon your comics a few months back and i read them all, and loved them! After that i forgot your website name and gave up trying to find it. I was thoroughly disheartened. However i stumbled upon this gem, and i am very glad i did. =D Thank you!
- alichemy
  
  November 6, 2011 at 11:29 pm | #
  
  That is such a good story! It’s got great dramatic structure: there’s a good build up, and just as we feel that you, the protagonist, have given up, there’s a happy ending. I was cheering for you all along.
kayrokk

November 7, 2011 at 5:19 pm | #

Just found this site using Stumbleupon and holy crap, I love it!!
- ali
  
  November 9, 2011 at 12:15 pm | #
  
  This site loves you back, holy crap!
  - kayrokk
    
    November 9, 2011 at 7:50 pm | #
    
    Bahahahahahaha!
Clay

November 8, 2011 at 5:39 pm | #

It’s another standard “men are idiots” comic! YAY!

I love these! Where are all the “women are idiots” comics that surely exist?
- ali
  
  November 8, 2011 at 6:50 pm | #
  
  Nah, men aren’t idiots, I love men. But men do love their dicks.
- Sam
  
  November 9, 2011 at 3:22 pm | #
  
  Wow, dude! I’m so, so sorry about your poor disadvantaged life. This must be SO hard for men.
  
  Cry me a fucking river.