Today’s comic comes with a bonus comic for those of you who hate drawing hands. Thanks to Justin Boyd, Ryan Hudson and Mikey Heller for being real problem solvers on twitter.

(for the record they say:
Freeze, Sucker!
My hat! You’ll pay for this!
I can’t put it back on!
Je m’ens fous! (I don’t care)
German food?
Hey… Stop…You….
J’aime bien les homards… sexuallement. ‘peux fait une caline? (I really like lobsters…sexually. May I caress?)
He said he finds lobsters attractive! Oh! He’s a dreamboat!
Sounds good. Problem solved. Thanks sis. I’m off.