I was very surprised to hear there will be another rapture on Saturday. The end of the world is scheduled for October.
Will the Raptor choose you?
I hope not! It’s super effective!
You know what I’ll be doing Saturday night? Rapture shots! Sacrilicious.
Best thing about Rapture shots – you can do them in heaven or hell. Or… limbo? They’re just always appropriate.
I wonder if uber-religious use the rapture as an excuse to not do their homework. Like snow days. But the dilemma… If you don’t do your homework, you won’t be raptured. But if you do your homework, you’re wasting what precious time you have left on earth doing something that won’t matter.
I’m sure it’s hard to concentrate anyway when you think you are about to be raptured. Or when you’re not sure! But god is cool about shit like that. God probably just wants to see you make an effort.
Pizza and wings, delicious combination.
Well, that’s heaven! I guess every meal has wings up there…
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