Like I said, my bet’s on Cephalopods.
if cats kicked off a rebellion, it would be a pussy riot in russia.. i’m sure i could have phrased that better as a joke
Man, cats are already getting on the thumb thing. I’ve even heard of cats that know how to use the things for grabbing. If we were selectively breeding polydactyl cats, they may very well try to overthrow us.
I totally agree with this list. I’d like to add skunks to it. I’ve gotta admire an animal that has so effectively removed itself from the food chain that they can sometimes just decide to be friends with animals that otherwise would hunt them or drive them off.
Skunk: Yay! A house cat! Let’s play!
Cat: What? No. Piss off, stinky!
Skunk: If you don’t play with me, I’ll spray you.
Cat: Uh, I think I’ve got a spare ball of yarn around here somewhere. Feel free to eat out of my bowl while I look for it.
Also, I’d totally go off my diet if Doritos came out with a Spicy Abalone flavor.
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