Okay, for this comic let me take you back to a time, long ago, when many of you were just little babies, some merely twinkles in your daddys’ eyes! It was 1993, a time devoid of sense and logic, when Meatloaf decided the moment had arrived to release his mysterious song, “I Would Do Anything For Love, But I Won’t Do THAT” offering no further explanation and cementing his already unassailable place in the annals of rock over-the-top-edness.

And ever since that magical moment the song has continued to live on, inexplicably dopplering by on a boulevard, popping up on a jukebox or playlist in a dark bar or tattoo parlor, always raising the question, “What is ‘THAT?'”

So here’s one possible explanation.